destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

courtalon:

Why does every other site want me to connect to it through Facebook?

If I wanted to be on Facebook, I’d be on Facebook.

Oh god, other sites are like women, they’re always asking if you’d rather be with someone else…

My original intent was to make a spiral staircase that goes the entire height of the map.

I’ve looked around my starting point and everything is on fire, and I’ve got floating trees, and a wheat farm in the middle of the ocean, and waterfalls forming off of nothing.

Altered Art Gisela came in the mail

 Elzaim did it

IT LOOKS BALLER

Now I have to make a commander deck or something with her. Something fantastic, I guess.  I must do it justice!

pocketfulofgeek:

lilprince:

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

I need one of these!!

This is just absolutely brilliant!

look budget to me.  His last article was zombies.    The playset of geralf and gravecrawler and birthing pod are the most expensive thing on the list, and the rest of it is other than bloodline keeper is worthless chaff.  Maybe 70 dollars on the whole deck, when you take a look at delver, snapcasters alone run you 80 dollars for the set, RG aggro, huntmaster runs for the same 80 dollars for the set.  Wolfrun titans, inferno and primeval, will run you 80 dollars…. for the set of both.

Before zombies he ran budget reanimator which lets be honest, other than the mana base cost maybe 20 dollars total, 8 of it from craterhoof behemoth, and another 8 from birds of paradise.

finalellipsis:

[video]

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

I’m infuriated that Brad has less than Greg and Chip.

Hey Commander players, are you looking for style points in your commander decks?  How to change your stoneforge mystic into something a little more interesting?  We got your hook up here.

There’s also some discussion on non-typical removal and shit

(defang your engulfing slagwurm! But it’s teeth exist for only decoration?  Well now that decoration is frowning REALLY hard at the other creatures!)

Commander players, give it a listen.

I wanna post my list.

Lands: 25

3 Plains

4 Swamp

3 Mountain

4 Blackcleave Cliffs

4 Dragonskull Summit

3 Isolated Chapel

4 Evolving Wilds

Artifacts: 4

4 Sphere of the Suns

Planeswalkers: 2

2 Lilianna of the Veil

Enchantments: 3

3 Oblivion Ring

Sorceries:16

4 Faithless Looting

3 Unburial Rites

4 Lingering Souls

2 Day of Judgement

3 Whipflare

Creatures: 10

2 Olivia Voldaren

2 Grislbrand

2 Inferno Titan

1 Wurmcoil Engine

3 Flayer of the Hatebound

Sideboard

1 Mimic Vat

2 Ray of Revelation

2 Celestial Purge

2 Day of Judgement

2 Surgical Extraction

2 Mental Misstep

2 Ancient Grudge

2 Pillar of Flame

What I would like to say about the list:

I’ll make a concession that most of this deck is based on availability so the rest of the deck is designed to make up holes where my wallet will not go (I have the funds to spend on a playset of Elesh, but I’m not going to.)

I love the Sphere of the Suns.  They fix.  They ramp, and they enable some wacky stuff (ray and grudge in the side can be played completely offcolor in the deck).  Moreover a T3 DoJ is better than a T4 one, especially on the draw.  You’d be surprised how much that matters.

I’ve noticed that my list isn’t really as enabler packed as others.  I generally prefer to get to 6, and hardcast my threats.  The 3 of unburial is shown in that.  Generally they eat a removal and then get reanimated (or in flayers case, reanimate themselves)

Speaking of flayer.  He’s incredible for my list.  If I do not draw DoJ or whipflare, I’ve been drawing threats or enablers.  Being cast from the grave he acts as a removal spell too (I’ve never had him come into play from the GY and not kill something unless it was A primetime or B an empty board).   It’s a very big shift in thinking for some decks where removal isn’t your best option.  He’s also a terrific racing card.  Aggro decks, like humans and zombies and the ilk, are packed full of 2 toughness or less cards.  whipflare will clear the board, get my flayer bigger, and provide a full 5 damage to the face.  This has happend on multiple occasions.

The primary reason it’s whipflare over slagstorm is that very reason.  slagstorm would kill a buffed flayer and olivia, but whipflare avoids them.

Olivia!   If you’ve read what I’ve said about grites, it’s that I think she’s a boss in it.  There are occasions where you get her out turn 3 (sphere of the suns!) and she proceeds to take over the game.  There’s very little the opponent can do about an Olivia that went unchecked early on.  Patric Chapin has said she’s a 7th titan, but I disagree.  The fact she can come down early, is a benefit that people seem to forget shes capable of.  Even if she eats an early vapor snag, that’s one less snag for your fatties later on.   Tokens just loathe her, zombies can’t stay on the board and most of the time, she’ll be bigger than anything she encounters that early.  I’ve never gotten to steal anything with her, and that’s not because I haven’t tried.   She’s a “demands an answer” threat very early on.

Inferno titan and wurmcoil and consessions to an aggro meta.  

Grislbrand count is due to availability.  However reanimating grislbrand while flayer is on the battlefield is so powerful.   Gain 7 life, kill anything with 7 toughness or less, or do 7 damage to an opponent and have the ability to draw cards no matter what your previous life was (theres been a few games where I’m sitting on about 5 life, did this, and drew an additional 7 as grislbrand met his demise almost immediatly)

One of the few things that actually bothers me a bit is that faithless looting is not a super strong card in my deck.  Most list love tossing into the GY, but I much prefer it for thinning the deck.  Often times I imagine the correct play would be to toss the unburial and fatty into the GY but it’s often a sweeper and a fatty.   As the deck moves further into the game, the threat density gets higher.  Evolving Wilds does the same, which is why I run the full 4.

The land count, many people have said is very high, but I’ve found I’ve had to mull very few games.  The most unkeepable hands are those that are 3 lands, DoJ, Oblivion ring, and 2 fatties.  It sounds like a solid hand, but my deck is very white spare (evolving wilds and sphere do lots of white work).  Without sphere or looting to fix it, the deck won’t fall into the control role it usually does.

Considering what I feel like working with, I think I did a pretty good job.  My biggest problem is that I feel like the 2 DoJ in the side are completely wrong.  I can’t think of a match where I’d ever side in more than 1, and rarely if ever is it a good choice.  Ratchet bomb would probably make me happier, for tokens and miracled entreat (which has made a fool of me before)

This is something I would do.

Yep.